Good Luck Chuck... because you SUCK!

Don't ask why I watched this movie, just know that I did, and came out hating Dane Cook even more than I already do, and lost what little respect I had left for Jessica Alba. Maybe she decided to take the part thinking that she should go the comedic route. Stick to what you know girl. Her acting was so horrendous I cringed inside at times. She's just too pretty to act goofy and be believable. The only time her acting skills seemed watchable was when she was mad. Don't even get me started on Dane. There were way too many sex scenes with him in it. He's not hunky, nor will he ever be. Stick to stand up Dane.

Here's where I turn into angry film critic blogger girl. Geez the storyline sucked! As a kid, Dane is at a party where they are playing spin the bottle. He gets stuck with weirdo goth chick who is in love with him and wants to see his penis. When he refuses, she puts a spell on him and tells him he will never find love. Cut to a grown up Dane, who ends up being a dentist, and every girl that he sleeps with finds love in the next guy she dates. So then he becomes this kind of love-sex guru because all the hot desperate girls want to screw him so they can hurry up and get married. Because that's what every girl dreams about, right? In one retarded sex scene, a girl was actually flipping through a wedding magazine. Come on! He then meets clumsy Alba, falls in love, tries to break the hex... I think you can figure out the rest. This movie was god awful. The dialogue was stupid, Cook's best friend was lame, and the accident scenes were so copied and seen a thousand times already. Boo... don't ever watch this movie.